texas ted

*Da virgin experience*
My very first time.

With Texas Ted. From 1901.

I requested for a large. 120gm. Beef.

Whooaaaa. It's sausage.(lerrrrrrr, right?)

But it's colossal. I'm not lying.

My jakon-ism(like excited to da max till you look like a loser) was overwhelming seyy.

And it's worth $3.80. Halved with bestie buttercup.

And *NGAPPP!* Then it's all gone.

Not so fast lah actually....We savoured it bit, by bit..................*OOOmph*

I tell you, everytime you bite that hottydoggy eh, there is this squish sound. *trembles* It's so niice arh.

No bedek.

Something to say--> Astalavista baybehh.

Quiz from adeq yra.

Oh myy, Adeq Yra lurrrves to make me think...Adeq made me do da following. *cheers*

Answer all the questions below.
Then pass it to 5 people you know.

Q1. Favourite colour?
White. Black. Purple. Red.

Q2.Fantasy or reality?
Fantasy!! Ehh no, Reality. Eh?

Q3. Last outing.
Urmm, to da main dustbin outside da house to throw in-house rubbish?

Q4. Last person you kissed?
Farah. 5 hours ago. A good-night kiss.

Q5. Latest time you went to bed?
Latest? Is not sleeping still considered latest?

Q6. Favourite band?
Rubber band to tie my hair? HuAhahahaAhahaA! Make that simple with no beads okeh? =P (Pretty lame but acceptable right?)

Q7. Attached or single?
Single. And happily dating. *Whoo*

Q8. First love?
Blacky. My first ever persian cat.

Q9. Favourite day of the week.
Da day mama work and ayah work and i got no housechores to settle. But that day NEVER comes. Haiyo.

Q10. Favourite number?
10. Yerp. Its 10. Whooaaaa 10 lah seyy!! Whakakakakaka.

Q11. Favourite month of the year?
January i guess. It's da only month in da whole year i know i'm finally turning a year older.

Q12. First enemy?
Don't want one. Never had one.

Q13. Do you smoke?
Oh yess!! Yes!! (Like OhMyGawd. Am i cool or what?!?!) Crappyshitt. I don't lah.

Q14. Hated day of the week.
Everyday. Cause got millions of housework. Double haiyo.

Q15. Last house you ever slept?
It's along Tampines Street 71.

Q16. First movie.
The Lion King? I think.

Q17. Last movie i watched?
The Holiday. Best seyy.

Q18. Most hated subject?
Can i say History? Yalah, History lah.

Q19. Last mall you went to?
Eastlink Mall. An escape route to avoid "unwanted attention". Hehaheha.

Q20. Current time?
0445

5 most luckiest people to do this quiz!
(Erh, it's only for those with blogs eh?)
*Okeh wait, i think first*
~Sha-cute! =)
*Who else??*
~Nadia Hun! =)
~Fad Doll! =)
~Yusri Genius! =)
*One more lucky human. Hrmm.*
~Rachelizies! =)
Yerp. I picked. Tough lahh want to choose. =D

Something to say--> WAHH!! I actually finished this quiz. Whoaaa. Many thanks to Adeq Yra. Love Love.

da cool outing with 5 parties!

Hehaheha.

Let's talk about today!

Today was oooohkehh lah.

Unbelievably okehh actually.

Went out with 5 different parties without much squabbles.

Meet actually. Sort of.

And today's post is going to be sooo long.

So da day started with Ain.

She decides to meet me for lunch, plus with her two friends, Hazuan and Faris at Mac CC.

But surprise2, da friends brought another two along.

One i knew but da other was like, uh?

But oh well, da usual conversation starts and there you have a group of retards.

Whakwhakwhak.

Bubbles and Buttercup dropped by then.

Surprise! again.

Bought fries and Ice cream cone. *Yum!*

Chitty chatter chit chit,

then off we went to meet my nenekssss(Granny).

Da search for da "One" began.

Da "One" scarf that will turn her, MY NENEKSSS, into a demure young lady.

*She thinks*

Haiya.

WHAKAKA. =P

Fruitless search sadly ever after.

Besties followed me back home.

Some mission to be accomplished.

A session of "Oh my?!", "Really??", "How could..", "Oh nooo!!" went for a bout half an hour then we left da house.

Then i met da adorablest Chimpanzee.

Movie plan cancelled but we headed down to Tampines Central nonetheless.

Then,

it was ARCADE TIME!(Why Fizah, why???)

Whakookoo. Arcade is damn addictive.

Now i'm hooked.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt.

During da "car race", Nad beeped me.

Sadly for her, she was feeling bored.

I told her to join in da fun. She came and she had FUN! (I hope.)

Nad needs to look for a christmas gift so we accompanied.

Gedebak-gedebuk,

Time to go home.

After Bye-bye Nad,

Chimp and me headed home.

Anyways, Thanks for sending me home tho da wounded leg.

I DID tell him to go home first. But i was handling a stubborn one. SO, Forgeddit.

Haha.

*Ding Dong!*

Home Sour Home.

At last.

Something to say--> If you get to read till this very last sentence, Thank You for your time. I'm sorry i wasted it. Whoops. Cheers.

met da old peeps agn.

Strange but nice feeling.



Been meeting, seeing and bumping into old friends. Not exactly old lah but like so long never see then skali one day, "Eh, you!" that kind of thing. I met Egan my dearest primary school mate, during Prom nite. I met my cohort of secondary school mates(da best ever) at a recent barbeque. I'm meeting another cute primary school mate, Addila, whose a cousin of my bestie soon. Fun right? How i wish i'll go on meeting more of them. *Dreams*



Anyways, "How do you ask for what you want on your birthday?"



This question, i put out to all. I need those answers. (Its for da parents. Whakwhak.)



Something to say--> Need i say more?

holiday, holiday..

Holiday, Holiday.

Da other time i came back from Batam and now this time, I just returned from Benut. (For those of you who don't know, Benut's in Malaysia. So it's not far lah actually. Haha.) Wahhh...Happy only...Holiday, Holiday. But it was only 3 days back in kampung. Cannot too long also, if not become "Minah Benut". Haha. I've got pictures as well. As always. =p

On our way to Benut. Nuttin to do in da car.

Upon reaching, food fiesta for me n farah.

At night, they went to hunt for chickies. In da dark.

Younger sis and her toothless grin. No "mouth-open" is a betta term.

Woahh. I bedek only. Posing2. Feeling2. Fizah, fizah.

Outside da house. Gonna rain soon. Nice weather then.

I know. Seems like i was shitting or something right? Haha. Was just sitting by da wobbly bridge looking at da parit. (river, eh?)

My cousins kept a HUUUUGEE cactus plant in front of their home. It's really nice with da white flowers and all. It's huge to me because in singapore we only see mini2small2 ones in lil pots. And da cactus at their home is as tall as i am! HOOO!

We sat here to chill during da second day stay. Ate pisang goreng and other2 things. Nice wo! *Pssst! Adam species flock here in da day with their kakis and just slack bacin. Da ladies who work here wear those sorts. You get what i mean.*

Bad luck befall us when we were about to leave. Da car went into mud patch. When ayah tried to reverse, da whole car was "decorated" with mud. Best!!!! Right.

Poor Uncle Ucop needs to clean da car after it came out of da mud patch. If he was not home, i think i'd still be there and have this Minah Benut label. Haiyo.

Now FINALLY on our way back. Me. I also want to take picture mahh. (Tho not nice.)

Something to say--> Any more holidays?

You're taken by surprise you found, a way inside my heart.

Da heart that has been hurt, and torn by love so many times.

Dreams of you and da day we fall in love,

Fill up my mind all day and all that i have left to say is,

"Please take, this piece of my heart and never let it go."

Things may not work out quite right,

But i wont lose hope.

Dedicated to my adorablest Chimpanzee. Hehaheha.

Something to say--> 15k. Whakwhak.

back from batam.

*WOOOAAAHHHHH!*
*WOOOH!*
*HOIYYA*
I'm back. =D. To squeeze this page full of my don't-make-sense jokes and tales. It's been long eh? Haha. Da last time i updated was when?? Fasting season?!?! *WOOOAHHH!* (again.haha.)

Raya was O-K lah. Was 'O' level season then. So there were like kuih crumbs all over da exam notes. I mean like come on, who doesn't want to still taste da sweets right??? And now, it's da results..........tet.

Oh yes. I just came back from Batam yesterday. Batam? Yeah, where Pakciks or Uncles find thier dangdut partners and where Makciks and Aunties go have fun.(either a day at da mall or shaking their wobbly hips off to da dangdut beats.) Actually, my sole purpose was to attend a kenduri arwah(Prayers for da dead. Is that what's it called in English?) But, we managed to fit in time to go SHOPPING. Hoo! Fun but everyone was rushing for time. Haiyo. Got some(not some, alot lah actually.Whahaha.) pictures taken. Here goes........




On da way to Batam. Good morning!











Brreakfast in ferry. Macdonald seyy.










Bye-Bye Singapore. =(










Nothing betta to do. Cam-whore lor.










Slack Bacin.










My Cahaya Otofia.










Still sleepy. Waiting for further instructions. =/










Otorita Batam. Some bridge.










View overlooking da bridge.










He sells da seafoood.










His name is Andri. Very sweet fella. He sells da roasted corn. Yum!










Wahh..like so pretty liddat. (not.)










Beach girlss... =p










I also want to be beach girl lah. Haha.










Picnic by da beach.










Co-co-co-conut!










Da co-co-conut Scrapers. Whaaaaak.










Saw a treehouse. Like "My Heart" 's. But da surrounding is not da same. But still nice. Right?









OHHNOOOO! Now da whole world knows i don't know how to swim. Eeeek!










Peace.










Da mini drink stall at Pantai Melur.(Melur Beach)










Some hill.










Waiting for da rest to pack up. To go homme!!!!!!










See lahh, nothing betta to do. Cam-whore again. Haiya.










U can see da words. Yep. Departure hall.










Now, it's Bye-Bye Batam. =(










Da ferry we took. Penguin Princess. Woahhh.











Feeling-feeling alone behind da ferry. Outdoors. Ahkaka.












Love da sun. And on da way home noww...






Something to say--> Huuuuuuayoiyoi...Took so long to post this crap. Heesh.

prac mugged.

0518 when i'm typing this. Fellow Muslims, Happy Bersahur-ing!
Yeah, Good Morning to all. Nice date. 181006. Right.
And it's Science Pract TOMORROW. So, is Miss Whakaka ready? Oh no she isn't.

Will i get what i want? Will i prove to people i am what i am? Will things be better this time round? Will i know what it's like? Haiyo.

Tet people. Tet. Raya coming. Studies dropping.

Something to say--> Yo, is your curtains done? Mine isn't. =/

To Love again? Nah.

Love leaves a bad impression. So, just forget it.

Hah.

Its a shame in a way,

Cause i feel that i may not,

Ever find the right one for me.

How could i go on a search again,

When i know what the end will be.

What GOOD is Love when it keeps on hurting me.

Dude.

No, i cant be with u.

Cause im scared.

Felt like i was falling when u left me.

Haiyo.

I cant keep going through life unaware of what im missing.

Or the person that i could be.

Loves good when its right,

Bad when its left.

In ur memory all the time, anytime,

I guess love will be nice for someone.

This is life.

Adapted and Re-edited by Stacie Orrico--I'm not missing you.

Something to say--> Tet lah.

There SHE goes. There SHE goes again.

Somethingo to say--> SHE Bitch. Hah.

life. sigh.

Confused.
I don't know where to start. My studies are crumbling. Haiyo. Sometimes, when STUPIDITY overwhelms a person's kepala hotak, da term "Tet." comes along. Oh, and that is what i go through most times. Uh-huh. And if any kind soul is reading this part of my mindless rattle, please drop a few suggestions on my tagboard. =)

Confused. Double haiyo.
I don't know what you want. Really. Eyy, be honest with yourself wil ya??

Missed. Longed.
Dahlia a.k.a Miss Buttercup, i miss you so dearly. It's long since we went out, have little chats and all. Missed our Caramel Frap from Starbucks. Missed our Sardin'O from Old Chang Kee. I missed da swimming sessions da most. Triple haiyo. Let's go this friday okeyy? Love you so much.

I don't know what word to use already. Tet.
Seha a.k.a Miss Bubble, good to see you have started your revision. It's time we put aside all our miseries. Studies comes first for now. Anyways, help me also eh. I very stuck. ='(

Something to say--> Goodbye memories.

freaky friday

Friday. Hmmm..

Achievements--> Managed to do Maths with enthusiasm. Special Thanks to Mr. Ng, you were so patient. Lin, you were patient though still sickly. Not to forget, Xuan Hui, who bothers so much to create a whole chunk of mental sum to help me improve my speed. =)

Regrets-->I'm very sorry Akim for not accepting your drink earlier. Cause we still have unfinished business left and you already blanja me drink. Haiyo. Also, did not study for my history test. Double haiyo.

Moments of happiness--> Imagine being hungry. Then your best friend suddenly takes biscuit out from her pocket. Ooooh! Sweet delight, ain't it? Thanks Seha fer all da munchies we had in class. Haha. Except that next time, we should have drinks on stand-by. So that we don't suffer in thirst. Oh ya. Swimming was fabshuloustantastic. My swimming kakis, Dahlia and Nana. If only we had all the time and and i-dunno-what-to-say-already in da world. Syiok ah! =p

What i be doing tomorrow--> Sentosa is da destination. Drama and band performing.

Pa-da-pap-pap-pa...I'm lovin' it. Bye-bye.

Something to say--> Good night lah . What else?

tet

~Oh ya.

I cut my hair.

What stale news.

No, it's not. Its for those who has not met me for a long time and is reading my blog. Yep.

And it's so so so so S-U-C-K-Y people.

Aiyoyo.

What those people call it, "Buang Suay". (throw away bad luck)

Haha.

~My stomach is aching so bad now.

Stupid, stupid me. Go and ask for so much chilli while eating da Soto Ayam for what??.

Tears flowing, lips burning, tongue flaming, sweat trickling.

What more can one ask for??

Owww.

~Some say it's good to be single. Some say it's a nightmare.

Ok. Let's look at it on da lighter side.

But.

I also can't possibly snap my fingers and ten guys come running to me right.

I'm No Miss Gorgeous.

I'm No Miss Sweet.

I'm No Miss Whatever-Adam species-ever-wanted.

Tet lah.

~Notes to SPECIFIC people:

Lin, go get your medicine honey. U are so sick.

Daryl, we will see how u fare tomorrow. Muahaha.

Nana, you are so gonna get it from me tomorrow.

~Ok bye.

~Something to say--> Can i taste Happiness please? =(

dunno what to say.

I'm so Dead. I swear.

*wattafook*

Something to say: I badly need help. Oh.

sigh

You are grabbing all my memories left of you. Soon, i'm left with nothing. Okayy, forget it. Not that i ever gonna be with you again anyway. And i guess just now would be da ever last time we going to meet cause there is nothing left that you might want to take back, i hope. I'll pray to god you'd be happy with whoever you want to be with. Amin.

Tomorrow is schooling. Tet. Bio assignment still undone, mother tongue compo still undone. Uniform still un- ironed. What am i doing here still?!? Ok bye. Eh, i haven't had a proper meal yet. Aiyoyo. Ok bye-bye.

Something to say--> Life is no longer a Fairytale. Time to wake up. Ding-dong.

back.

Hey. Back again.
Da comp's working. No. Not really.
I'm staring into a stupid white box. With blue patches flashing back at me.
Oh, it's a replacement for da spoilt monitor. Step good only flat screen but cannot tahan long usage. Bloody hell. Okeyy, at least i got something to use for now.(tho there is also something wrong with it)

Life has been, Unpredictable. Yep. I have to get up on my own feet, think with my own brain. I just have to learn new things now. Independence is da word. 1 year 10 months of dream. All gone in a poof. Move on Fizah. Shit.

Mission in life now:
~Be happy with what i have.
~Learn from my mistakes.
~Make more friends.
~Start focusing. Seriously.
~Forget da past.

Something to say--> Damn. I cant even pick nice colours for my words with this monitor.

sale pooot.

Hello People.

I've learnt a lesson today.

To all da girls, ladies, women, grannies, maids who are CRAZY about sales.(Actually, what kind of eve species doesnt like da word "sale"...right or left?)

Lesson spotted at: A Mango outlet at TM.

Okayy, for those of you who know where it's situated, you people sure know how bloody cramp that place is. And guess what, there was some 50% off sale just now. What can u expect? Millions of da Eve species from ALL walks of age come flocking to this oh-so-cramp-you-can't-breathe-while-shopping place.

Okayy, stop. Da lesson is--> Never bring along your boyfriend, husband, guyfriend or whatsoever that's cuming from da Adam species.

I spotted these innocent, tired looking creatures waiting at da sides looking so forlorn. While da Eve species were "ooh-ing" and aahh-ing" at da cheapest cloth they touched, da Adam species were like thinking, "Damn! I'm definitely gonna miss that match tonight! And will you please just hurry?? My legs are hurting from standing!!" Poor thing. But, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well that's about it actually.

Loving da peoples. Byee.

Something to say--> Another lesson- Never blog like me. I suck at this. Oh.

Hapi Fader Day.
To my dearest Ayah and all Papas in da world.
Cheers!

Today was a short day. I think. Woke up at 13:03. Finish my shower at 13:45. Did da housework by 16:55. At 17:00, very tired and hungry. Parents came back at 17:46., brought food home, but only a one man meal(whaddahell). Laze till 19:00. Did my prayers. Changed clothes. Out to celebrate FADER DAY(actually just go makan dinner.)20:36 then. Ate at some ok-ok restaurant. No. Its a stupid Coffeeshop. But, New *** Restaurant? Ok, whadever. Den we went to get DURIANS..Hoo!
Snap Snap. Parents were
choosing durians in front of me.

It's DuRiAn GalOORe!!
(Eeww! my hand look alien-nish.)

Cam-whoring?

So shiok sendiri. Take my own picture. Hoo!

Okayy, Good night people.

*Snores*

Something to say--> Hoo! Tet.

before ncc.

back from picking up no.1

finish ncc.

ON dahlia's bed.

my Besties n ME.

something to say--> "Life without a friend is like death without a witness."- Spanish Proverb