texas ted

*Da virgin experience*
My very first time.

With Texas Ted. From 1901.

I requested for a large. 120gm. Beef.

Whooaaaa. It's sausage.(lerrrrrrr, right?)

But it's colossal. I'm not lying.

My jakon-ism(like excited to da max till you look like a loser) was overwhelming seyy.

And it's worth $3.80. Halved with bestie buttercup.

And *NGAPPP!* Then it's all gone.

Not so fast lah actually....We savoured it bit, by bit..................*OOOmph*

I tell you, everytime you bite that hottydoggy eh, there is this squish sound. *trembles* It's so niice arh.

No bedek.

Something to say--> Astalavista baybehh.

Quiz from adeq yra.

Oh myy, Adeq Yra lurrrves to make me think...Adeq made me do da following. *cheers*

Answer all the questions below.
Then pass it to 5 people you know.

Q1. Favourite colour?
White. Black. Purple. Red.

Q2.Fantasy or reality?
Fantasy!! Ehh no, Reality. Eh?

Q3. Last outing.
Urmm, to da main dustbin outside da house to throw in-house rubbish?

Q4. Last person you kissed?
Farah. 5 hours ago. A good-night kiss.

Q5. Latest time you went to bed?
Latest? Is not sleeping still considered latest?

Q6. Favourite band?
Rubber band to tie my hair? HuAhahahaAhahaA! Make that simple with no beads okeh? =P (Pretty lame but acceptable right?)

Q7. Attached or single?
Single. And happily dating. *Whoo*

Q8. First love?
Blacky. My first ever persian cat.

Q9. Favourite day of the week.
Da day mama work and ayah work and i got no housechores to settle. But that day NEVER comes. Haiyo.

Q10. Favourite number?
10. Yerp. Its 10. Whooaaaa 10 lah seyy!! Whakakakakaka.

Q11. Favourite month of the year?
January i guess. It's da only month in da whole year i know i'm finally turning a year older.

Q12. First enemy?
Don't want one. Never had one.

Q13. Do you smoke?
Oh yess!! Yes!! (Like OhMyGawd. Am i cool or what?!?!) Crappyshitt. I don't lah.

Q14. Hated day of the week.
Everyday. Cause got millions of housework. Double haiyo.

Q15. Last house you ever slept?
It's along Tampines Street 71.

Q16. First movie.
The Lion King? I think.

Q17. Last movie i watched?
The Holiday. Best seyy.

Q18. Most hated subject?
Can i say History? Yalah, History lah.

Q19. Last mall you went to?
Eastlink Mall. An escape route to avoid "unwanted attention". Hehaheha.

Q20. Current time?
0445

5 most luckiest people to do this quiz!
(Erh, it's only for those with blogs eh?)
*Okeh wait, i think first*
~Sha-cute! =)
*Who else??*
~Nadia Hun! =)
~Fad Doll! =)
~Yusri Genius! =)
*One more lucky human. Hrmm.*
~Rachelizies! =)
Yerp. I picked. Tough lahh want to choose. =D

Something to say--> WAHH!! I actually finished this quiz. Whoaaa. Many thanks to Adeq Yra. Love Love.

da cool outing with 5 parties!

Hehaheha.

Let's talk about today!

Today was oooohkehh lah.

Unbelievably okehh actually.

Went out with 5 different parties without much squabbles.

Meet actually. Sort of.

And today's post is going to be sooo long.

So da day started with Ain.

She decides to meet me for lunch, plus with her two friends, Hazuan and Faris at Mac CC.

But surprise2, da friends brought another two along.

One i knew but da other was like, uh?

But oh well, da usual conversation starts and there you have a group of retards.

Whakwhakwhak.

Bubbles and Buttercup dropped by then.

Surprise! again.

Bought fries and Ice cream cone. *Yum!*

Chitty chatter chit chit,

then off we went to meet my nenekssss(Granny).

Da search for da "One" began.

Da "One" scarf that will turn her, MY NENEKSSS, into a demure young lady.

*She thinks*

Haiya.

WHAKAKA. =P

Fruitless search sadly ever after.

Besties followed me back home.

Some mission to be accomplished.

A session of "Oh my?!", "Really??", "How could..", "Oh nooo!!" went for a bout half an hour then we left da house.

Then i met da adorablest Chimpanzee.

Movie plan cancelled but we headed down to Tampines Central nonetheless.

Then,

it was ARCADE TIME!(Why Fizah, why???)

Whakookoo. Arcade is damn addictive.

Now i'm hooked.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt.

During da "car race", Nad beeped me.

Sadly for her, she was feeling bored.

I told her to join in da fun. She came and she had FUN! (I hope.)

Nad needs to look for a christmas gift so we accompanied.

Gedebak-gedebuk,

Time to go home.

After Bye-bye Nad,

Chimp and me headed home.

Anyways, Thanks for sending me home tho da wounded leg.

I DID tell him to go home first. But i was handling a stubborn one. SO, Forgeddit.

Haha.

*Ding Dong!*

Home Sour Home.

At last.

Something to say--> If you get to read till this very last sentence, Thank You for your time. I'm sorry i wasted it. Whoops. Cheers.

met da old peeps agn.

Strange but nice feeling.



Been meeting, seeing and bumping into old friends. Not exactly old lah but like so long never see then skali one day, "Eh, you!" that kind of thing. I met Egan my dearest primary school mate, during Prom nite. I met my cohort of secondary school mates(da best ever) at a recent barbeque. I'm meeting another cute primary school mate, Addila, whose a cousin of my bestie soon. Fun right? How i wish i'll go on meeting more of them. *Dreams*



Anyways, "How do you ask for what you want on your birthday?"



This question, i put out to all. I need those answers. (Its for da parents. Whakwhak.)



Something to say--> Need i say more?

holiday, holiday..

Holiday, Holiday.

Da other time i came back from Batam and now this time, I just returned from Benut. (For those of you who don't know, Benut's in Malaysia. So it's not far lah actually. Haha.) Wahhh...Happy only...Holiday, Holiday. But it was only 3 days back in kampung. Cannot too long also, if not become "Minah Benut". Haha. I've got pictures as well. As always. =p

On our way to Benut. Nuttin to do in da car.

Upon reaching, food fiesta for me n farah.

At night, they went to hunt for chickies. In da dark.

Younger sis and her toothless grin. No "mouth-open" is a betta term.

Woahh. I bedek only. Posing2. Feeling2. Fizah, fizah.

Outside da house. Gonna rain soon. Nice weather then.

I know. Seems like i was shitting or something right? Haha. Was just sitting by da wobbly bridge looking at da parit. (river, eh?)

My cousins kept a HUUUUGEE cactus plant in front of their home. It's really nice with da white flowers and all. It's huge to me because in singapore we only see mini2small2 ones in lil pots. And da cactus at their home is as tall as i am! HOOO!

We sat here to chill during da second day stay. Ate pisang goreng and other2 things. Nice wo! *Pssst! Adam species flock here in da day with their kakis and just slack bacin. Da ladies who work here wear those sorts. You get what i mean.*

Bad luck befall us when we were about to leave. Da car went into mud patch. When ayah tried to reverse, da whole car was "decorated" with mud. Best!!!! Right.

Poor Uncle Ucop needs to clean da car after it came out of da mud patch. If he was not home, i think i'd still be there and have this Minah Benut label. Haiyo.

Now FINALLY on our way back. Me. I also want to take picture mahh. (Tho not nice.)

Something to say--> Any more holidays?

You're taken by surprise you found, a way inside my heart.

Da heart that has been hurt, and torn by love so many times.

Dreams of you and da day we fall in love,

Fill up my mind all day and all that i have left to say is,

"Please take, this piece of my heart and never let it go."

Things may not work out quite right,

But i wont lose hope.

Dedicated to my adorablest Chimpanzee. Hehaheha.

Something to say--> 15k. Whakwhak.