texas ted

*Da virgin experience*
My very first time.

With Texas Ted. From 1901.

I requested for a large. 120gm. Beef.

Whooaaaa. It's sausage.(lerrrrrrr, right?)

But it's colossal. I'm not lying.

My jakon-ism(like excited to da max till you look like a loser) was overwhelming seyy.

And it's worth $3.80. Halved with bestie buttercup.

And *NGAPPP!* Then it's all gone.

Not so fast lah actually....We savoured it bit, by bit..................*OOOmph*

I tell you, everytime you bite that hottydoggy eh, there is this squish sound. *trembles* It's so niice arh.

No bedek.

Something to say--> Astalavista baybehh.